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who can help to realise my dream ??
MY DREAM IS TO SPEAK JAPENEESE WHO CAN HELP ME TO REALISE IT ,,
i can speak french spanish english german arabic and berber
ly dream is to speak NIHON JIN ,,,,?,


Language pair: French; English
balimako m.
March 1, 2011

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Latest: March 5, 2011
so !!
just where r u guys :( .. ?


Language pair: English; French
w j.
February 21, 2011

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presentation
Hi ! my name's Carole. I'm french and I live in France.
I search persons for speaking en english !
I don't speak very well ! sorry ! please take patience with me or my english langage !
see you later
bye !

Language pair: French; English
Carole
February 17, 2011

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Latest: March 7, 2011
aiutatemi
J'aimerai vraiment amélioré mon italien et trouver quelqu'un avec qui discuter!!!

Language pair: French; English
Bebo D.
January 23, 2011

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Re:I want to learn french & i can to teach you russian
hi,

i m french and i m interested in learning new languages. I ve never thought about learning russian, but why not ?! i can help^you to improve your french so feel free to send me an email on fb. i m gael morel, i m the one with the black jacket on a white pic. see you there !

Language pair: Russian; French
gael
January 7, 2011

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Joke in French
J'ai essayé de traduire cette blague d'anglais --> français.
Vous pouvez me corriger...

Un homme et une femme sont dans la salle d'attente de médicin.
"Excusez-moi" dit l'homme timidement. "Est ce que vous ici, comme moi pour l'operation de changer votre sexe?"
"Oui"
"Si il est a la bonne taille, est ce que vouz échanger votre jupe pour mon pantalon?"

If someone wants to try and translate it into English, I will help :)

Language pair: English; French
Helen
December 2, 2010

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English/French joke
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday

Le fils parfait.
A: J'ai le fils parfait.
B: Est ce qu'il fume?
A: Non, il ne fume pas
B: Boit-il le whiskey?
A: Non
B: Est ce qu'il rentre tard chez toi?
A: Non, il ne rentre pas tard
B: Je suppose que tu a vraiment le fils parfait. Quel âge a-t-il?
A: Il aura six mois mercredi prochaine

I translated it from English to French.. If you can correct the French, much appreciated :)

Language pair: English; French
Helen
December 2, 2010

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Re:Re:Re:Everyday English
Salut..

Juste un peu de conseil.. decouvrir = discover.

But we would probably say "learn more about your culture/country"

Je voudrais améliorer mon français, si quelqu'un peut m'aider?
Et je suis anglaise et veux t'aider!

Language pair: French; English
Helen
December 2, 2010

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Latest: December 2, 2010
Re:Hello
Hi David. How is it going? (ca va?) Any luck practicing your English? (Un peu de chance en pratiquant votre anglais?)

I would love to help...if you will help me with my French... :)

Language pair: French; English
Kimberly
November 23, 2010

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Latest: November 23, 2010
I wanna learn espagnol
je veux apprendre la langue espagnol. je peut aider a apprendre l'arabe, le français..

Language pair: Arabic, other; French
Algerino l.
November 5, 2010

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