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Don't worry about what people think - they don't do it very often.
Hi there, not many "jokes" can be found on this page, so I post a quotation in the Title and a short one below. Hope you enjoy it -

[A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".]

I'm not a gold member so I can't initiate contact, but I would certainly like to learn French and Italian from you. Pls see my profile, cheers!

Language pair: English; French
Jessica
August 22, 2007

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salut!!
salut tous le monde!!
je suis nouvelle et essaie de me familliariser avec ce site!
je souhaiterais apprendre à parler Portugais et moi je peux aider en français.
donc si il y a des personne qui sont interessées n'hésitez pas!!
ciao

Language pair: French; Portuguese
marie
August 22, 2007

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Latest: September 24, 2007
hindi beginer!
namaste, nihao,
izm a student in chinese and a beginer in hindi, i would like you to help me to practice and improve my "poor" hindi!!
lol
in change, i can give you, spanish and french (i am a french native) just contact me!! thanks

Language pair: French; Spanish
julie H.
August 22, 2007

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Un saludo desde españa!!
Hola amigo!! Me llamo paco, y si quieres, puedo ayudarte a mejorar tu español, de acuerdo?? escríbeme cuando te apetezca y cuéntame muchas cosas, por ejemplo, en qué trabajas, qué edad tienes, dónde vives... etc.
En fin, no te molestaré más, un abrazo y ¡¡hasta pronto!!

Language pair: Spanish; French
Paconi M.
August 17, 2007

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Latest: September 21, 2007
Re:help me speak french and i'll help your english
I can help you if you want

Language pair: English; French
Pauline
August 15, 2007

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Latest: August 15, 2007
Want help!
Hello, i'm a french woman, 38 years old, and i want to improve my english. I'm not gold member so I need your help. Please contact me to tchat sometimes because I love very much the english language and I haven't other possibility to speak it.
Thanks for answers...
pat

Language pair: French; German
Pat
August 9, 2007

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Latest: August 9, 2007
Re:help me speak french and i'll help your english
HEY
I CAN HELP YOU SPEAK IN FRENCH AS I AM A FRENCH NATIVE SPEAKER WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR LIFE?

Language pair: English; French
djamila
August 9, 2007

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Latest: August 15, 2007
Re:help me speak french and i'll help your english
HEY
I CAN HELP YOU SPEAK IN FRENCH AS I AM A FRENCH NATIVE SPEAKER WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR LIFE?

Language pair: English; French
djamila
August 9, 2007

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Latest: August 15, 2007
slt..
si je te pue aide tre bien ..Carlos je parle Spañol

Language pair: Spanish; French
Carlos M.
August 7, 2007

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Latest: September 2, 2007
Re:bonjour a tous!
Salut Dodo
Je voudrais bien parler avec toi je ne parle pas du tout le Coréen si tu pourrais m'apprendre je suis prêtte a bien étudier^^ si tu veux bien correspondre reponds moi je suis toute oui :) allez Bisous Dodo

Language pair: Korean; French
Chiby
August 7, 2007

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